So I herd u leik mudkips?
De NoBleme.
Mudkip?
Mudkip est un pokémon de la troisième génération connu sous le nom français de Gobou.
A l'origine du phénomène, un idiot sur DeviantART qui avait crée un club pour les pokémons, et qui spammait sur plein de pages la pub suivante: "So I herd u leik mudkip?" c'est à dire "Alors j'ai entendu dire que tu aimes mudkip?" (avec des fautes d'orthographe en plus).
Pour s'en moquer, quelqu'un a crée un copypasta qui est devenu célèbre et se trouve quelques lignes plus bas dans l'article.
A la manière de "kikoo lol mrd asv", "So I herd u leik mudkips?" est la phrase de référence pour se moquer des idiots (et pokéfans) qui ne savent pas écrire correctement en anglais.
Le copypasta
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I herd you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
Le copypasta illustré
Une illustration du copypasta (trop grande pour être incluse dans la page) est trouvable ici:
Mudkip copypasta
Résumé du copypasta
Il s'agit de l'histoire d'un type qui, voulant embêter l'idiot de son école, lui amène une peluche de mudkip en lui demandant: "Alors, j'ai entendu dire que tu aimes les mudkips?". L'idiot lui répond "J'ADOOOOOORE LES MUDKIPS!!", et, avant qu'il aie le temps de faire quoique ce soit, il est en train de violemment se faire la peluche devant tout le monde, en poussant des cris de jouissance, ce qui fait paniquer la foule autour.
Ayant peur des conséquences, le type s'en va, et la panique générale dans son école s'ensuit. Tout se finit lorsque quelqu'un envoie une peluche enflammée dans la librairie de son école et que la mère de l'idiot menace de faire un procès à son école.
Pour conclure, il nous demande "Alors... est-ce que VOUS aimez les mudkips?"
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