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Starcraft

Dans le jeu vidéo Starcraft, le zerg rush est une technique très embêtante.

Dans les parties de haut niveau - généralement entre coréens - la dernière chose que vous voyez sur l'écran est le texte: "OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE!!!11!11" et puis plus rien. L'apocalypse. Et finalement: "GG I WIN :D".

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OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE!!!11!11
GG I WIN :D

Zerg rush fait partie d'une série sur les phénomènes internet

Principaux phénomènes internet All your base are belong to us • Facepalm • Langage internet • Leetspeak • Lolcats • Longcat • Lurk moar • Qu'est-ce qu'un meme? • NO U • O RLY? • Oh exploitable!! • Pedobear • PROFIT!!! • Rule 34 • Serious business • TL;DR Phénomènes internet mineurs  >:3 • 42 • A cat is fine too • A winner is you • An hero • Banana phone • Barrel roll • Bel-Air • Captain Obvious • Centipedes? In MY vagina? • Copypasta • DESU • Division par 0 • DO NOT WANT • Duckroll • Epic fail guy • Fgsfds • Goatse • I came • I'm in your base, killing your d00ds • In Soviet Russia • IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!! • Le grand sonic-side de 2007 • Milhouse • MOAR • Moonites • Pool's closed due to AIDS • So I herd u leik mudkips? • This looks shopped • Zerg rush Phénomènes oh exploitables! (?)  Bitches don't know • Cockmongler • Dine in Hell • Doug • Gaijin 4koma • Garfield • Goofy time • How do I shot web? • Link mah boii • Lol, Jesus • Machine code • Nyoro~n • Mordor • Party hard • Push button, receive bacon • Shoop da whoop • Spengbob • Tintin • That fucking cat • The sandwich chef Phénomènes internet francophones  Ca viendra (hélas), dans quelques temps. Les sites "cultes" du web  C'est une nouvelle section, ça viendra, patience... :D